Whatever happened to appreciating your down time ? All it takes is a little depression and today’s modern warrior is willing to do himself in.
Why not just watch Twilight Zone reruns. Or listen to B-sides.

A neighbor of mine recently told me he was planning a suicide. I was like, “why ?” You’re not in any excruciating pain. In fact, your body seems all together the same pleasure machine it’s always been .

Slowly the truth came out it was an EXPECTATION THING. See he had some amazingly easy union job at a theme park for like 25 years where all he had to do was flip a switch twice per hour and collect his 30 bucks an hour. (kinda like that guy on lost.) Well i guess every silver lining has an ugly underbelly. He got caught up in the easy , boring life and got into drugs and wound up unable to go to work. They gave him multiple chances but he couldn’t muster the stamina to flip the switch any more. Needless to say the bills have caught up and getting a real job involving real work is just too much for him to handle to he is opting for suicide.

I don’t know what to say about this at all.