Someone just told me we are living in a computer generated simulation. While this is extremely possible, I still seem to be required to pay rent. I mean , can I get a different version of the game. One where I win more often or at least where I collect $200 when I pass go. In my estimation if it seems good at all it is not real. Not if it seems too good to be true. Reality, it seems, is a fistful of broken dreams.

So when the choices are flashing before your eyes and you can’t quite decide what to do. Remember always take the DULLEST ROAD. Always follow the dirt road. Always look for the lack of shiny objects. Take the HARDEST JOB with the least rewards. Don’t be fooled by false hopes.

Reality my friend, that’s what’s left at the bitter end.