Suddenly all rock music seems to be about installing locks and cleaning carpets. Why all this concern with the mundane ? Listening to my local rock station is especially hard since there aren’t any. But even when I do find a playlist on Spotify featuring new Rock music the songs are all about balancing checkbooks and buying cheap gas. What happened to sex ? When I was growing up it was all about Sex Drugs and Rock’n’Roll. Now it’s “Why in the hell am I still living at home ?”

I know there’s not many melodies left. All good lyrics and melodies have already been copyrighted. But how did Joan Baez get into the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame ? She has no songs about Making Love on the floor of the Liquor Store.
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