I have been perched on my patio 4 floors up and watching all the patios within eye distance.
And I’ve noticed that nothing ever moves.
No one ever peaks or creeps.
There is no one using their Patio.
So what are patios for ?
Perhaps passage to a different dimention.
Or maybe just for hangover cure
and no local patio renters can afford to drink anymore.
Time to stop watching patios and take a trip to the Cigarette Bar.